Law And Order Enthusiasts Prints

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'Unconscionable criminals, counselor...deadbeat grandparents.'

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'The highest court in the land.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

Arrest of La Tuta

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Bobsled Police.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'