Law And Disorder Enthusiasts Prints

"No, it's a crime to urinate on a playground."

Let's make a deal.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'The highest court in the land.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"No offence Jon, but..."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"We're all metric now..."

Crime - Punishment.

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'