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"No, it's a crime to urinate on a playground."

Let's make a deal.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

Fun with Fascism

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Permission to get to first base denied.

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

Crime - Punishment.

"There! Caught another idiot using his phone whilst driving."