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"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

"You're fit to stand trial, Mr. Douglas, so feel free to get out there and commit a crime."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

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Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

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'The highest court in the land.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

Two lawyers in a royal court

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

Dumping The Death Penalty