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'Financial planning requires long-term thinking. Especially if you get caught.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Two pigs are booked by a police pig who's pointing at a sign that says, 'No Porking'.

California Cops Can Kill You Simply Because They "Feel" Like It

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Arrest of La Tuta

'Emotional blackmail.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Bobsled Police.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'