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"Blinker + Dinker ambulance chasers. Civil, criminal, truth in advertising."

'You're in a red state now, pal!'

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'The highest court in the land.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

Arrest of La Tuta

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"