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Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'The highest court in the land.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"You have the right to remain silent."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Arrest of La Tuta

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Bobsled Police.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'