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Distrust of the Trust Act

"No, no... your driver license."

'Police officers! Freeze!' 'He said freeze!'

"Well Jenkins, as speedtraps go, it's certainly effective"

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Arcarde Patrol

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"