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"You put a ticket on a US army vehicle? You idiot!!"

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Arcarde Patrol

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Street trader tricking police.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Call for back-up.'