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"You put a ticket on a US army vehicle? You idiot!!"

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Arcarde Patrol

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

Street trader tricking police.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

City Police...K - 41/2 unit