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"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

The Investigation

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Moon Line UP

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'You got a search warrant?'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Life in the Fast Lane.