Law Enforcement Fans Gifts

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"He did it!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

The Investigation

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Moon Line UP

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."