Law Enforcement Admirers Gifts

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

Arcarde Patrol

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Street trader tricking police.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'