Police Admirer Gifts

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Nun confronts mugger.

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Arcarde Patrol

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

Street trader tricking police.

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"

"Impressive brawl skills."

Tunnel of Love

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

"Well, the date was going well until she asked me what my job is in the Police Force. "Cadaver Dog" does not seem to be the answer she was after..."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Hoax Squad

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

'If you want to know the time you'll have to ask a community support officer Madam!'

'Perhaps you should walk the beat a bit slower, Brian!'

The Termite

"Oh, look children. Never mind the lesser spotted green finch. There's something much rarer, a Bobby on the beat!"

'Dear, must you bring your work home with you!'

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

'You know you are having a senior moment when you have to explain that you were speeding because you had to get to where you were going before you forgot where you were going.'