Police Satire Admirer Gifts

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Gregg Allman

Excessive Paperwork

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

The Automatic Policeman

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Crooks

Oh, sorry, I didn

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

Tunnel of Love

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

'Illegal immigrant.'

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

'I ran a computer check on you. If you'll give me the phone number of that cute babe Diane on your MySpace site, I'll let you off with just a warning.'

Christmas Police

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

"Avon calling..!"

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

Police viewing art show of chalk outlines