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"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Excessive Paperwork

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

The Automatic Policeman

Crooks

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

Tunnel of Love

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

'Illegal immigrant.'

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

"Avon calling..!"

Christmas Police

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