Police Parody Appreciator Gifts

Tunnel of Love

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Projection

Excessive Paperwork

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

The Automatic Policeman

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Oh, sorry, I didn

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Christmas Police

"Avon calling..!"

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

Lineup

Police Strike - 'Shall we beat ourselves up?'