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Tunnel of Love

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Excessive Paperwork

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

The Automatic Policeman

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Christmas Police

"Avon calling..!"

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

Lineup

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop

'Finished your beat already, Mackay?!' 'Aye, Sarge. We found a short cut.'

Police Strike - 'Shall we beat ourselves up?'