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"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

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"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Excessive Paperwork

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

The Automatic Policeman

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Illegal immigrant.'

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

Tunnel of Love

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

'Here you are, Healy. Along with your badge you get a list of the area's donut shops.'

"Avon calling..!"

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

"Come on out, Rocco. We know you're in there."

Christmas Police

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

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