Police Parody Aficionado Gifts

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Excessive Paperwork

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Messing Up My Metrics

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

The Automatic Policeman

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Oh, sorry, I didn

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'Illegal immigrant.'

Tunnel of Love

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

'Here you are, Healy. Along with your badge you get a list of the area's donut shops.'

"Avon calling..!"

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

"Come on out, Rocco. We know you're in there."

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

Christmas Police

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."