Police Procedural Admirer Gifts

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

The Investigation

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Moon Line UP

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Attorneys in deep

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

'That's not good enough!'

'No I'm sorry madam, this is the celebrity murder squad'.

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

"The police want to ask you a few questions about where you get such good health insurance at such an affordable rate."

"Impressive brawl skills."