Police Procedural Enthusiast Gifts

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

'Due to police cutbacks, I'm going to be good cop AND bad cop.'

'God, how I hate bent coppers.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"He did it!"

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

The Investigation

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Moon Line UP

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Arcarde Patrol

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."