Police Procedural Fans Gifts

'Never mind the root causes!'

"Excuse me, would you mind putting this coin in the meter for me?"

"He has friends in high places!"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He did it!"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

The Investigation

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Moon Line UP

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'You got a search warrant?'

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

Wimpy Harry

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."