Procedural Drama Fan Gifts

'Do you see the person who assaulted you?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We won!"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Sue the Author 3PM

Scarpia from Tosca

"Now that's a win."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Not guilty?"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'You are both charged with quarrelling without a license!'

"They're class action figures."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

Sue The Bastards

Blue Dress

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."