Surgical Drama Fan Gifts

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Is it urgent?'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Say, please.'

Love Tap

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"Good?"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'