Surgery Story Fan Gifts

'How did the operation go last night?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

"Good?"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

He really puts his heart into it!

'I can't turn it off.'

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."