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'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Jester Surgeon

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Ghostship

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Meryl Streep

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

And the die is cast!

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'I can't turn it off.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Simultaneous translation.

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

Clockwork Doll

Horse eating hat.

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

Countess

Flower Duet

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?"

Puppet crime scene.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'