Surgical Theater Fan Prints

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

Jester Surgeon

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Ghostship

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

And the die is cast!

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

'I can't turn it off.'

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Simultaneous translation.

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

Countess

Horse eating hat.

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

Clockwork Doll

Flower Duet

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

Sheeba queen of the shedders

"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?"

Puppet crime scene.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'