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Scary surgery

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"Good?"

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'I can't turn it off.'

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Tequila Mocking Bird

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.