Surgical Drama Fan Pillows

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

Jester Surgeon

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'Say, please.'

Love Tap

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Brain surgery, right?'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"Good?"

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'