Divorce Drama Fan Gifts

For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer.

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"...your ex-wife also mentions a gold filling."

'Do it again.'

'I'm sorry you were found guilty.'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

The good, the bard and the ugly

Jerry Springer Spaniel

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'