Divorce Discussion Fan Gifts

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

The George Bush Library Tour.

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Impeachment

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

The partisan cafe

George Will

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Chuck Schumer

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

Pot and Kettle

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

'Going well!'

Moral compass 2003

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"...your ex-wife also mentions a gold filling."