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"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Impeachment

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

The partisan cafe

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Chuck Schumer

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

Pot and Kettle

'Going well!'

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

Moral compass 2003

"Minister, could you explain your stance?"

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"...your ex-wife also mentions a gold filling."