Divorce Drama Fan Pillows

For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"...your ex-wife also mentions a gold filling."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

'I'm sorry you were found guilty.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

Jerry Springer Spaniel

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

'Do it again.'

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'