Wedding Drama Fan Gifts

'I said she was asking for trouble, with her, 'me or your stupid old football match!''

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'The coalition of the willing.'

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'Safe!'

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

"Not only, she drives me crazy - she found me a car pool!"

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

'Do it again.'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

The good, the bard and the ugly

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'