Wedding Drama Fan Gifts

'I said she was asking for trouble, with her, 'me or your stupid old football match!''

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

'The coalition of the willing.'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"Not only, she drives me crazy - she found me a car pool!"

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

'Do it again.'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

Jerry Springer Spaniel

The good, the bard and the ugly

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer.