Procedural Drama Fan Mugs

'Do you see the person who assaulted you?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We won!"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Now that's a win."

Scarpia from Tosca

Sue the Author 3PM

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Not guilty?"

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

Blue Dress

"They're class action figures."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'You are both charged with quarrelling without a license!'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Sue The Bastards

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."