Tv Procedural Fan Mugs

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Time Machine Collision.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Clive Anderson

I see he's still "working" from home.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

As Seen Watching TV

"He did it!"

Larry King

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

The Investigation