Procedural Drama Fans Mugs

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Lord George brings news of the debate

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Not guilty?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Trump returns home

Drama Llama

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

The Investigation

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

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