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Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We won!"

Sue the Author 3PM

"Now that's a win."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Minority Report

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Not guilty?"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"They're class action figures."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

'You are both charged with quarrelling without a license!'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Sue The Bastards

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."