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Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We won!"

"Now that's a win."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Not guilty?"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Sue The Bastards

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

'You are both charged with quarrelling without a license!'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"They're class action figures."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'