Procedural Drama Fans Gifts

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Lord George brings news of the debate

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Not guilty?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Actor practising his indian war crys

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Trump returns home

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"He did it!"

Drama Llama

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

The Investigation

Paul and Debbie.

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Moon Line UP

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'He's the star of a new medical series.'