Political Drama Fans Gifts

Trump returns home

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

'Safe!'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Charles I

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

Donald Trump lashes out against Steve Bannon

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"Wait! Weren't you in The Hearings, season 1, episode 6?"

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'Do you think he'll win a second term?', 'I don't know - I'm not sure I'm ready for 'Baracky II.''