Political Drama Aficionado Gifts

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'What a skunk! -- He says he was hounded out of office by a rat.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Falstaff

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Scarpia's Palace

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Tristan Und Isolde

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.