Political Drama Fan Gifts

Charles I

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

'Sorry, dear, but you know the rule -- 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.''

Roger Stone

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Trump returns home

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Lady Jane Grey

Ben Jonson.

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

Maid

"You rang, m'lord?"

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Vote for me!"

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

La Boheme - Mimi dies

'Safe!'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.