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'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'What a skunk! -- He says he was hounded out of office by a rat.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Tristan Und Isolde

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"