Political Intrigue Fans Gifts

'Jack, can you prove that Harrison stabbed you in the back?'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

British Prime Minister

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Lord George brings news of the debate

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Trump

DUNVOTIN

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The Russian Election.

Roe v. Wade

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Arizona In Black

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Rock and a Hard Place

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'I think they're up to something.'

John F. Kennedy

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'What I have to do first?!'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Joe Biden

John F. Kennedy

US Capitol Building Toppled