Procedural Plot Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves procedural plot puzzles and detailed storytelling? Our collection features playful and thoughtful items that resonate with fans of mystery, detective tales, and intricate narratives. From witty mugs to stylish prints, these gifts are crafted for those who appreciate the art of unraveling clues and constructing stories piece by piece. Find something that sparks their curiosity and fuels their passion for the logical and the mysterious.

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"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress." mockup

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

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The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker. mockup

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

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'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away mockup

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

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"In the hat! In the hat!"

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"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something." mockup

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

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'I've got'em right where I want'em.' mockup

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

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“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

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10 commandments

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"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!" mockup

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

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"We need a plot twist."

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'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'

'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!' mockup

'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'

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He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature mockup

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

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"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex." mockup

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

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Mid-list Author Magazine

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Ghost Porn

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'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.' mockup

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

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"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim. mockup

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

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"Give me a couple years, and I can answer your simple question about the new regulations."

"Give me a couple years, and I can answer your simple question about the new regulations." mockup

"Give me a couple years, and I can answer your simple question about the new regulations."

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"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

"Is this necessary? I already confessed." mockup

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

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'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.' mockup

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

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"The report is damning about the lack of strong leadership... I think we need to table some time to consider the option of setting up a policy sub-commitee to look at our options..."

"The report is damning about the lack of strong leadership... I think we need to table some time to consider the option of setting up a policy sub-commitee to look at our options..."

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'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?' mockup

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

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Conspiracy theorist

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"Better than Chekhov"

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"Why don't you come back in a couple of months? - I'll be retired then."

"Why don't you come back in a couple of months? - I'll be retired then." mockup

"Why don't you come back in a couple of months? - I'll be retired then."

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'God, how I hate bent coppers.'

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'Okay, I have the that backward. Step out of the car and then put your hands up.'

'Okay, I have the that backward. Step out of the car and then put your hands up.' mockup

'Okay, I have the that backward. Step out of the car and then put your hands up.'

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The Jew and Morris both begin to understand each other

The Jew and Morris both begin to understand each other mockup

The Jew and Morris both begin to understand each other

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"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller."

"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller." mockup

"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller."

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The Chicken's Revenge.

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'You're going to have to trust me on this one, okay?'

'You're going to have to trust me on this one, okay?' mockup

'You're going to have to trust me on this one, okay?'

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Weather soaps

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Procedural Plot Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Procedural Plot Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for procedural plot fans—perfect for enjoying a hot drink while unraveling mysteries or enjoying a clever story.

Procedural Plot Enthusiast Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring intricate storytelling and mystery-inspired designs—perfect for fans who love to relax and solve puzzles.

Procedural Plot Enthusiast Prints

Browse our art prints capturing the essence of detailed storylines and logical puzzles—great for decorating the home of a true procedural plot enthusiast.

Procedural Plot Enthusiast T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the world of intricate plots and detective adventures—wear your passion with pride.