Police Procedural Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

'Due to police cutbacks, I'm going to be good cop AND bad cop.'

'God, how I hate bent coppers.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

The Investigation

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Moon Line UP

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Arcarde Patrol

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Street trader tricking police.