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'You're going to have to trust me on this one, okay?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"He did it!"

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The Investigation

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Moon Line UP

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Arcarde Patrol

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

Street trader tricking police.

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

Distrust of the Trust Act

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

'That's not good enough!'