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'You're going to have to trust me on this one, okay?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

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'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

The Investigation

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'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Arcarde Patrol

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Street trader tricking police.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

'That's not good enough!'

'No I'm sorry madam, this is the celebrity murder squad'.