Law Enforcement Admirers Prints

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Arcarde Patrol

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

Street trader tricking police.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'