Law Enforcement Admirer Prints

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"You have the right to remain silent."

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Life in the Fast Lane.

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Arcarde Patrol

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

Street trader tricking police.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'