Law Enforcement Admirer Pillows

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Arcarde Patrol

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Street trader tricking police.

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Call for back-up.'

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'